Release the kraken notes

Coz of Gojek's latest look,

drippin' in red and white,

so rizz,

just for Indonesian Independence Day festivity.

With tons of sigma promos,

save up to 79k when you

order food,

go anywhere,

send packages,

for real, for real~

Update to 4.93.

Anti-skibidi! (re: no pesky bugs)

*ID only

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW… MEOW

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW… MEOW

…

…

…

MEEE… Eerr, that fyp song’s been living rent-free in my head.

I’m hypmeowtized xD

Btw, 4.92 is bug-free~

Upmeowdate.

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sham, fin, here’s the updates for 4.87

• gojek plus has launched (boom!)
• it’s a subscription plan that gives you vouchers
• for goride, gocar, gofood, gosend, gotransit, gomart
• guaranteed up to 12k off on every transaction (highlight this, pls!!)
• user can change departure and arrival station on gotransit
• 1 hour guarantee on gosend, free vouchers if late
• new gosend home look
• bugfix (as usual)

go wild with the angles

lmk once it’s done, thankss

Let's get it~

[Intro]

'Cuz I, I, I'm going out tonight

So watch me being Xtra, do everything right

[Verse 1]

Shoes on, get up in the morn'

Run errands, let's rock and roll

Ding dong, put mask on

With Gojek, I'm gettin' on

Car, Ride's sterilized

Driver's got normal temperature

Ding dong, ProtectShield is on

Safety protocol is real strong, ha!

[Pre-chorus]

This is for our safety, can't you see the numbers, still crazy (OH NOO)

Life is sweet as honey, yeah let's have the fam stay healthy, huh

Time to hit the road, everything's checked, we're good to go

Now come on, let's sing this out loud~

SO, LET'S GO!

[Chorus]

'Cuz I, I, I'm going out tonight

So watch me being Xtra, so we’re all alright

Ridin' thru the city with the safety protocol (it's J3K*)

So Imma keep this up and enjoy the ride, whoa-oh!

*air-kicks

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BTX (Bang, Terlalu Xtra) debuts in 4.8, along with a bug-fix. Update, stay safe, and love yourself.

*ID only

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*soft guitar intro plays in Bb major*

*attempts to sound like John Mayer*

Take all of your observations

Every little trip's frustration

Take all of your questions, concerns

Better put 'em in the ALL-NEW, ON-TRIP REPORT

Say what you need to say~

In 3.55, have no fear of letting us know all the little things you might feel about your trip and/or your driver. Gojek is the only one who will read whatever you write, and most importantly: I'll keep you safe and anonymous.

Your feedback is valuable.

Say what you need to say~ (24x)

*fades out*

(Update.)

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I see you're waiting for your GoRide to arrive. You're one click away from calling your driver, but your thumb pauses in the air. You're feeling insecure, I know you. You're very private. You're not comfortable knowing that people can see your number, let alone save it, for whatever purpose. Ah. But you're squirming now, you're obviously late for something. You need to make the call, but you're also still so reluctant. I can't see you like this. I can help. I will help… you.

In 3.47, I've installed Call Masking, a feature that will hide numbers on both ends: yours, and your driver's. Phone calls to and from your drivers now will be secured through masked numbers. Better privacy for all. Better protection… for you.

Ah, your ride is here. You're good for now. But still, it's important you know this feature exists. I have to tell you to update to 3.47. I need to protect you and be worthy of you.

I'll just text you tonight.

Good thing we're office mates… I have your number.

—

TOO MUCH, DIDN'T READ?

Gojek 3.47 now has a Call Masking feature.

Update.

Kalo Joker ketawa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kalo kamu ketawa gimana…?

Gemesh...

Awkwokwokowkokwokowkowk.

Karena kamu gemes, ku rela begadang demi bersihin app dari bug-bug yang gangguin kamu.

Update ke 3.39.

(Mana gimana ketawanyah?)

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It's past midnight

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Engineers draw their codes

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All troops standbyLooking over enemies

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The tech lead shouts"WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE BUGS?"

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"NOT TODAY!"

(Spoiler: the Bug King and his army are now dead.)

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When engineers fight for the people (YOU!), they give their all.

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Hence, in this battle, they also:

- Create a GO-PAY shortcut for faster access to PAY menu. Efficient.

- Give badges to verified GO-PAY users. Safer payment. Wear it with pride.

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All men must update to 3.28.

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If there's something strange in your applicationWho you gonna call? (BUGBUSTERS)

If there's something weird, when you're gonna book

Who you gonna call? (BUGBUSTERS)

Tadatadatadatada tatatadada (4x)

(Alright alright you get the idea, in this version we fixed the bugs. Please please please update to 3.24?)

TADATADATADA TATATADADA *fade out*